This kid consistently amazes me. (Taken with instagram)
Nerf night carnage (Taken with instagram)
Nerf battle night with the youth group. Pretty sure I’m prepared. (Taken with instagram)
so stoked for purple door today!!!
DYING OMG I CANT BREATHE
Me: “Hey, you’re lactose intolerant, right?”
Me: “Well, kinda, a lot dairy on an empty stomach is kinda rough.”
Me: “Oh, okay, we’ll you haven’t eaten in like 6 hours, wanna eat a huge bowl of macs and cheese and drink a big glass of strawberry milk?”
Me: “I don’t know…”
Me: “We can put a ton of buffalo sauce on the macs and cheese…”
Me: “Well, that does sound good…”
2 hours later
Me: “Hey, me…”
Me: “I hate you.”
on repeat. all day.